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infinite_dwarf
infinite_dwarf
Apr 22, 2009 ⭐ View statistics (Premium feature)

In Response To A Castrol Ad













All I know
is that if some Irishman
came running up to me
and smacked my ass with a dipstick
I'd kill 'im.

How's that for thinkin' with your dipstick.....Jimmy?



— infinite_dwarf, Apr 22, 2009

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Region, Country: North Carolina, USA, USA

Favorite Poets: E.A. Poe, Lewis Carroll, Charles Bukowski, Michael McClure, Lawrence Ferlenghetti.

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Majeedahs_Umi

17 years 1 month ago

as usual....

i see you are still silly.... you made me laugh and i needed that :) be blessed, brandi
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orgami

17 years 1 month ago

is he irish or scottish

hard to tell even though they are such close countries Its a great ad and I love how you wrote about it You have such a keen sense of Humour Elf a wonderful poem
infinite_dwarf

infinite_dwarf

17 years 1 month ago

Thanks guys

Seems my thought bucket had sprung a leak, and this was all I could come up with. Maybe one day I'll revise it into a real poem. ~Jess K. ---------------------------------------------------- - "I wound her up, an' I shifted down, an' I offered this prayer to my Lord: Said, God, get me back home to Houston alive, an' I won't drive a truck anymore..." - Steve Earle
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R.M.Shanmugam

17 years 1 month ago

I read the poem but failed

I read the poem but failed to comprehend.words such as dipstick, ass,and irishman confuse in meaning and relevence. shan
infinite_dwarf

infinite_dwarf

17 years 1 month ago

Hi Shan

Castrol is a brand of motor oil. They have a commercial on the television where there are all these people who aren't buying Castrol oil, and an Irishman comes up to them, and whacks them in the ass (butt, rear end) with a dipstick (the stick in the engine that you can pull to see how much oil is in the engine) and says "Think with your dipstick, Jimmy!" So, basically, what I was saying was that if someone smacked me with a dipstick, I'd kill them. Hope this helps. ~Jess K. ---------------------------------------------------- - "Atheism is a non-prophet organization" - George Carlin -"Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things" - George Carlin
themoonman

themoonman

17 years 1 month ago

Jess...

My good friend loves that durn commercial... he gets all animated when he starts talking about it... I'm with you, I would have kick his ass for swatting me like that... and in the commercial, the sound is loud... Richard
Rett

Rett

17 years 1 month ago

No Kidding

I'd do more than kick his castrol butt. I'd castrate his castrol! I know the commercial and first time I saw it I was thinking, you'd be dead or wishing you were! Respectfully, Rett: Next time you think you're perfect, walk on water! For the sake of children, read this. http://www.neopoet.com/node/19905
infinite_dwarf

infinite_dwarf

17 years 1 month ago

On second thought....

At least he's not thinking with his jimmy...... :~O *winks* ~Jess K. ---------------------------------------------------- - "Atheism is a non-prophet organization" - George Carlin -"Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things" - George Carlin

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