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docmaverick
docmaverick
Jun 20, 2009 ⭐ View statistics (Premium feature)

Broken Pussy

There comes a time
in every man's life
when he has to acknowledge the condition
of his "pussy".

I am serious.
After complete perusal
and careful consideration, I know...
mine is really "bent".

Sure, it's soft and furry
and nice to the touch...
But, what's real is real
and mine's a little too "touched".

Not to the naked eye, per say...
for it's appearance may lend towards normalcy,
But, looks can be deceiving;
for I am positive that mine is severely broken.

Not "worn out" broken
but, more like, in disarray,
discombobulated.....if you will;
and I guess I'm going to have to have it repaired.

Maybe then, my sweet, young pussy
will cease "humping" my other male cat.
Yeah, he's "broken", all right...
I'm gonna have to get him, "fixed"!
— docmaverick, Jun 20, 2009

About the Author

Region, Country: The High Desert, in the wild west, southern California, U.S. of A.., USA

Favorite Poets: Keates, Poe, Dickinson, and Dr. Seuss. There are a smattering of others, but why bother listing 'em all, ya know?, I also rely on a few of our poets, here....for advice, and what not. I couldn't possibly explain what a fountain of live, effective knowledge we have...right here in our midst ! To catch a glimmer of brilliance, merely visit: the Stream.

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Seren

Seren

16 years 11 months ago

LMAO ...

Loved this one Doc , was reading it all the way through thinking you dirty bird and then got to the end .... pmsl you got me ... Much Love Jayne x
docmaverick

docmaverick

16 years 11 months ago

Serenon, and Fleur....

...I thank God that someone, (and two Ladies at that), read the piece to it's conclusion ! No big "study of a quandry", here.....merely "cheap entertainment"! Ha ! Lol. Write On ! #{:>{)}@==== docmaverick
Seren

Seren

16 years 11 months ago

Cheap entertainment ?

well worth the read and the ending was a scream lol ... ;) lol write on Doc .. Love Jayne
B

bjp

16 years 11 months ago

Dear docmaverick,

This is great, great, great!!! Strolling again, I see. Brian
Janice Pearce

Janice Pearce

16 years 11 months ago

Broken Pussy

Loved this one Doc! ______________________________________________________ Income-tax forms should be more realistic by allowing the taxpayer to list "Uncle Sam" as a dependent Anonymous
docmaverick

docmaverick

16 years 11 months ago

I'm really humbled in the collective arena....

...of your reactions to this poem. I'm going to have to have a "symbol" that would be is if a barometer, so that you wouldn't "mis-think" which ones are my fovorites, or that I worked 'til it became a sort of Drudgery...do you know what I mean ? This was a "quickey", because every now and again, all of us deserve one. Tommorrow, I'm going to re-submit one that is in need of some verbal attention. "Write On !" #{:>{)}@==== docmaverick.

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