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tis me, i confess



A young cat with diet sanguine
was frequently known to dine
on the blood of young virgins
and with few urgin's
washed down with buckets of wine

 

— weirdelf, Jul 10, 2009

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Region, Country: Sydney, Australia, AUS

Favorite Poets: The Romantics, The Mersey Sound, The Beats and, of course, The Bard

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infinite_dwarf

infinite_dwarf

16 years 11 months ago

Jess

Never pegged you as a limerick sort, and if this were meant to breach your comfort zone, then I applaud you. I enjoyed the imagery, as it's not only ridiculous, but gross - can't go wrong with that. on a side note - did you get the edited version of Time Changes? I had sent it a week or so ago. ~Jess K. ----------------------- "Why worry? There should be laughter after pain. There should be sunshine after rain. These things have always been the same. So why worry now?" - Dire Straits
Candlewitch

Candlewitch

16 years 11 months ago

Make that

Ridiculous, LOL! Now my secret is out... I can't spell. I would be lost without my dictionary! Always, Cat
Fleur MacDonald

Fleur MacDonald

16 years 11 months ago

I love that

weird shit that comes dripping from your pen. (or oozes out of your finger tips onto your keyboard) Bless your cotton socks I had a bit of a chuckle!!!
Tam the Chanter

Tam the Chanter

16 years 11 months ago

'tis you indeed

Having had my ass kicked by weirdelf Regarding obsession with self I'm delighted to see that it isn't just me That finds rhyming a joy in itself Na na nana na Ian T
Seren

Seren

16 years 11 months ago

Nicely done Jess lol and I

Nicely done Jess lol and I loved the fact it was done in chat and watched you write this one and I didnt have to chase you at all to post as Cat suggested I do lol ... I have had problems getting into a folder on the computer and cant get my chat logs out till tomorrow so I will post our poem from chat last week in the next couple of days ... Love Jayne x x
JB

Jillian Botha

16 years 11 months ago

You posted it!!

Hey Jess, When scrolling through the poems tonight, I found this one from the other day. It made me smile to read this. Thank you! You are truly one of a kind!! Much love in script Jill Mistakes happen, do not dwell on them, live them, mourn them and move on to better things. (PS: if that does not work eat lots and lots of chocolate)

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