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panaella
Apr 01, 2010 ⭐ View statistics (Premium feature)

SWEETHEART BASTARDS


If my pussy could talk
it would want a conversation
with a large audience

preparing to host an event
would involve much preparation

clearing debris
washing
creating a smooth
atmosphere for
chat

My pussy could talk
for hours to the
sweetheart bastards
just looking to
gossip
— panaella, Apr 01, 2010

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Roscoe Lane

Roscoe Lane

16 years 2 months ago

If,

i could put it to you ventriloquistically, this is quite good. I'm writing this out of the side of my mouth, so as to be in character. Regards Roscoe. PS iT sounds fun, was that good for you...
seabhac

seabhac

16 years 2 months ago

Made me howl out loud with Laughter

You get awesome for your straight talking boldness...Sweetheart Bastards ah yes what a wonderful title indeed. I'm not into idle gossip myself but .... Oh dear my sides are sore from laughing Seabhac
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panaella

16 years 2 months ago

bless you!

Yup those men...oxy-morons, every one! Ells x
Kailashana

Kailashana

16 years 2 months ago

Shoot grapes?

Shoot grapes? I....I.....fell so underqualified. Sniff. ~A "Your task is not to seek for love, but merely to seek and find all the barriers within yourself that you have built against it." ~ A Course In Miracles
Kailashana

Kailashana

16 years 2 months ago

Oh my, What woman’s pussy

Oh my, What woman's pussy can't talk when it's stroked right? You are a woman's woman. Way to go you red-headed Goddess! Hugs, bows, whistles and yea-haws! ~A "Your task is not to seek for love, but merely to seek and find all the barriers within yourself that you have built against it." ~ A Course In Miracles
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panaella

16 years 2 months ago

Theo,the typo's the thing..

Trust you to use your teeth to chew me out & spit it all out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anyway...my pussy conversation is far too tight to let your dentures in!
loved

loved

16 years 2 months ago

Pussy Bastards

Thanks for adding me as your buddy . I too have likewise. Also I liked ur Pussy poem but here's my version hope u will like it too Pussy Bastards I have seen many a bastards Stroking a pussy, They act really fussy, But they love to lick it too Those bastards who don’t or can’t Are very few, But a pussy can smile wide I know that too, But you say your pussy Can also talk How is that? loved one
Kailashana

Kailashana

16 years 2 months ago

I should hope so Licia.

I should hope so Licia. ROFLMAO! ~A "Your task is not to seek for love, but merely to seek and find all the barriers within yourself that you have built against it." ~ A Course In Miracles
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panaella

16 years 2 months ago

hello and thanks

Hi Dalton, Not seen your work before....but I have now! great....i'm fascinated by celtic myths and legends too.....a well ploughed field but still very entertaining. Glad this made you giggle...very tongue -in -cheek...or tongue elsewhere, you decide! Ells x
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panaella

16 years 2 months ago

hello and thanks

Hi Dalton, Not seen your work before....but I have now! great....i'm fascinated by celtic myths and legends too.....a well ploughed field but still very entertaining. Glad this made you giggle...very tongue -in -cheek...or tongue elsewhere, you decide! Ells x
Seren

Seren

16 years 2 months ago

Dear P

Seems the acceptable standard in aussie is pussies spitting ping pong balls lmfao this write is just fucking brilliant Bravo :) smiles and thanks for the sore gut love JayCee x x x
themoonman

themoonman

16 years 2 months ago

Ells...

This poem pushes us into that real place a write should... and besides, I like em when they talk. Richard

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