REVENGE IS A DISH BEST SERVED KORMA

The Bard he did say 'revenge is a dish best served cold'
I on the other hand disagree
It is a dish best served korma

Let me enlighten you

There once was a friend to me
at University
good-fellowship
she did profess

Unbeknown
she wormed her way
into my beloved's affections
until she'd bored a hole into
his heart
with her
masquerade of love

They did betray me
disrespect and disobey me
I had to keep the peace
as they
were capricious
and cruel

However my chance
to right this wrong
came one mealtime
an opportunity
to 'curry' favour with
a strongly flavoured
Korma

yum yum yum

My best efforts I did
procure
for my guests
a Beef Korma
with Pakora

For the 'Couple -from- Hell'
(I really shouldn't tell
but what the hell!)
A portion was lovingly
catered
from dog-food
tin-canned

Doggy-chow
bow-wow
this couple did
wolf down
lips smacking with delight

"So tender, so soft
 the recipe
we'll go to the kitchen
to relish"

Then this despicable couple
had to depart
their bottoms burning with brands
spewing forth
of doggy choice cuts
in cans

(Thank you, fans!)

Revenge is a dish  best served Korma!