The Big Feign

glowing fresh as tomorrow
she sashayed in

a two bottle blonde
with lips lit soft
as jujube rubies

stacked
stiletto high
her slender waist
and second-hand swank
accentuated
a touchingly tender repose

she sighed,
a slow motion sigh
sliding a subtle heartwrench
into the scene

then,
a breathy,
breast heaving plea

"can you help me?"

being a man of sound body and mind
I blurted, "I dunno"

she leaned in
"I'm sure you can
you want to try, don't you?"

still thinking of myself as a man
of sound body and mind,
I blurted, "ok"

that was a major mistake

she had a game plan
and I got played
...big time

note to self:

beware, be scared,
never forget

...not all blondes are dumb
especilly the ones
who want you to think they are