Spoonerism (June Contest)

cute now I have to put you in front of a fring squad for spelling lol

Wow, this is definitely clever, you're giving the judge a hard time.

it brings me back to the days when we would do much the same thing, in a fashion to keep secrets from our younger siblings or others not in our circle. Some became quite adept at speaking in this way and would use it to speak at any time that didn't require them to use conventional language. For those of us not so great at it, [including myself] it was an irritation, but useful for the above mentioned reasons. I like the light-hearted manner that it was introduced and I applaud your originality. Good luck in the contest. ~ Geezer.
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Your poem tickles my imagination! I love it!! It was an amazing experience, like going through a brain maze, coming out on the other side with nothing but glee!

I agree with all comments above...it's innovative, fun ticklish...makes one reconstruct...

eb llew

Congrats on the contest! This was a really fun read!

Raffy

You have been listening to the way I speak sometimes..
Great to see it in print chor a fange lol
Well done reap kiting,
Yours Ian xx

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Congrats, Lavender. A highly amusing poem. I don't understand all of it, but enough to appreciate the humour. Gracy

and having fun in so doing it seems. This is fun and I enjoyed it, yes...but also it's the barrel rolls a practiced pilot does without batting an eye. You are no stranger to the craft. I see clues to that littered generously throughout your work. My hat's off, poet. Exquisite collection of pieces you have on this site.