Geezer

Dec 24, 2020 ⭐ View statistics (Premium feature)

Mrs. Sexy Claus...

Mrs. Claus sits in her chair
Eating Christmas cookies
She's had a few drinky-poos
And is hoping for some nookie

She's got the hot-tub nice and warm
Santa will be home soon
Cookies made with cannabis butter
Will help him get in tune

Damn! It's hard to be the wife
Of the guy that delivers Christmas
She's fast asleep, while he works away
He forgets he has a missus

But tonight, when he gets home
She's gonna jump his bones
The house is dark, only candle-lit
She turned off all the phones

Then when he is all relaxed
He's had a drink or two
She will give his butt a pat
"Hey Santa, you know what to do!"

About This Poem

Style/Type: Structured: Western

Review Request Direction: What did you think of my title?
What did you think of the rhythm or pattern or pacing?
How was the beginning/ending of the poem?

Review Request Intensity: I want the raw truth, feel free to knock me on my back

Editing Stage: Editing - polished draft

About the Author

Region, Country: New York State - USA, USA

Favorite Poets: Poe, Emily Dickenson, Robert Frost, Shakespeare, and many of the poets here at Neopoet.

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Comments

Geezer

4 years 6 months ago

I think...

that while she has set the scene [with candles and the hot-tub], she can be little bit demanding, as she has waited all year!
[I hear he likes it like that].LoL Yeah, I guess my 'dirty old man' personality is hanging out a bit huh? Never fear, as soon as I stop drinking, it will disappear. ~ Geez.
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lovedly

4 years 6 months ago

u gee beat me I WAS THINKING OF A MRS SANTACLAWS LOL

The house is dark, only candle-lit
She turned off all the phones
ADD ON
if u please

and removed her soiled panties
maybe last time
not maintaining distance
six u know
GEE LOL

Geezer

4 years 6 months ago

Sorry...

but Mr. &Mrs. Clause are exempt from those kind of rules. ~ Geez.
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lovedly

4 years 6 months ago

sorrry from me too

MERRY XMAS TO continueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Ray Whitaker

4 years 6 months ago

Funny!

Mrs. Claus needs to get some more often!

You work this month has been exciting, such talent you have!

Geezer

4 years 6 months ago

Why, thank you...

My work has never been called exciting before. [Not that I know of anyway]. I've been told that I put Mrs. Claus in a bad light with her request to Santa: [not that she doesn't deserve some], but the way she spoke, so I guess I will change it just a bit. Thank you for your read and comment. ~ Geez.
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Gracy

4 years 6 months ago

Dear Geez, your poem about Mr

Dear Geez, your poem about Mr. & Mrs. Claus is so funny. Its nice to have a laugh to finish off 2020!
You're so good at end rhymes, I envy you. And the humor can always be counted on, coming from you. The title drew me at once!
I wish you a Happy New Year, also for all of your family, Gracy

Geezer

4 years 6 months ago

Thank youi...

I'm so glad this gave you a laugh. I was just thinking about poor Mrs. Claus and all the nights she must have spent alone.
A big Happy New Year to you too! I can't wait until your muse is recharged and ready to go. Thank you for all the laughter and support for my characters and poetry. ~ Geez.
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