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Mar 22, 2021 ⭐ View statistics (Premium feature)
This poem is part of the challenge:

Neopoet Random Challenge number 1

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The Last Time I had an Ice-Cream Cone

One recess long past, I thought I was slick
and offered a lass my Drumstick to lick.
I fast saw my mistake;
she gulped down her Shortcake
and made a shiv with her strawberry stick!

About This Poem

Style/Type: Structured: Western

Editing Stage: Editing - rough draft

About the Author

Country/Region: USA

Favorite Poets: Lucille Clifton; Adrienne Rich; Gerard Manley Hopkins; Philip Larkin; Anna Swir; Christina Rossetti; Hilaire Belloc; John Betjeman; Frederick Goddard Tuckerman; Yevgeny Yevtushenko

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Arrow

4 years 3 months ago

A little limerick

As Morris Bishop wrote:

The limerick is furtive and mean;
You must keep her in close quarantine,
Or she sneaks to the slums
And promptly becomes
Disorderly, drunk and obscene.

Thanks for stopping in.

Obadiah Grey

Obadiah Grey

4 years 1 month ago

Lopsided Annie had a diagonal

Lopsided Annie had a diagonal fanny
and an arsehole that was slightly askew,
whilst taking a pee she squirted 'er knee
and she lifted 'er hat when she blew,,,,, phew.

Obi,