I Wish........ RC 6

I wish I was a Leggo man with
replaceable bolt on bits,
and a pop off detachable arsehole
n grease nipples on my tits,

yeah;

I wish I was leggo man
with a gearbox for a brain
and a cabriolet flip top hair do
as protection- from the rain,

My feet could be two dustbin lids
held on by wire n rope;
maybe double up as landing skids
- but no good on a slope.
the blood of course
synthetic oil,
with that I'd never get sick,
pumped 'round by the bestest
- induction coil,

powering my foot long
- - hydraulic dick.

Yeah;
wish I was a- Leggo man !

Obi.