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*Ahem* Gourmand 2

Pickle me a Dolphin;
sprinkle liberally with rye,
whip us up a Butter cup on
Snake n Pygmy pie.

Griddle ten rare rats arse
soaked in sauce o' barbeque;
serve it all in the banquet hall
As Squirrel -bollocks -stew.

Obi.

About This Poem

Last Few Words: good luck with that one.

Review Request Direction: How was my language use?
What did you think of the rhythm or pattern or pacing?
How does this theme appeal to you?

Editing Stage: Editing - rough draft

About the Author

Region, Country: int'topfield, GBR

Favorite Poets: Felix Dennis, Brian Bilston,

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Obadiah Grey

Obadiah Grey

3 years 11 months ago

Oh, for the want of a

Oh, for the want of a conscientious lavatorial attendant,
That he may dutifully relieve us of this turd.

Said the man with the bumpy nose.

Triskelion

Triskelion

3 years 11 months ago

I am more

in love with your bombastic complaint than the poem, which I found as entertaining as much of your other bawdy pieces. Here's to the man with his ear in his beer. I can think of no critique, so cheers.

Thomas

Geezer

Geezer

3 years 11 months ago

An ear...

full of beer? Sounds like a bubbly time! Kind of like pouring peroxide in your ear to get rid of ear-wax.! ~ Geez.
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Triskelion

Triskelion

3 years 11 months ago

Your piece inspired me

to write a joke. (I hope it's not a repeat.) My compliments to your bawdiness

late one night, a husband suddenly got out of bed to close the window.
His wife asked what was the matter?
The husband replied "it smells like skunk" and the wife said
"Oh, it's not so bad"
The husband quietly thought to himself "yes, but no reason for the neighbours to smell it too."

Thomas