But I Ain't No Dog

feel sorry for the poor, dumb dog who can't talk. They want to show that they are "humane". On the other hand, people are annoying things that cry and whine about how sick they are and in general, create a fuss. Keep your mouth shut, let a tear trickle down your cheek and maybe just whimper a little bit, I think you may get a better response.

The line that goes: "Jack, Jill, Harry and Bill " should be amended to: Jack, Tom, Harry and Jill" the use of Bill kind of makes the [bill] in the following line a little off. ~ Geez.
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~ Geez.
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you have other fans here. Don't be paranoid and start thinking that you are unloved! Lovedly! ~ Geez.
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was reincarnated as a dog, I would most definitely rescue you from the pound, even if lovedly peed on the carpet, but maybe not if you pooped on the bed or something.

Thomas

Lovedly,

I really enjoy the combination of the theme and the tone you've chosen for this poem. Very sassy. Always a pleasure!

P.s. don't forget about your less active fans