“- Bacon sammich -”

Ahhh,,,
liddle green apple 'pon my plate,
shit- you ain't ever gonna satiate
my hunger- lust- for something more,
a bacon sammich,- you know the score!

Home made bread, cut nice n thick,
whid full fat butter, yheeaa, that's the trick !
streaky bacon whid chewy rind
just cut off from a pig's behind,

Fry it up, whid a liddle oil
but steady now, or it'll spoil,
not too crisp, n not too brown
coz it's a little rough, when goin down,
n to top it off, it's best of course
to maybe add, a splash 'o sauce,

So-
Alas liddle apple, 'pon my plate
I'm afraid for you, the bins your fate,
at the risk of a liddle wife's disquiet

it's a bacon sammich,,,,,
fuck the diet !

Obi.