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Valentine Matte

Countless generations lapsed since height of Greco-Roman mythology conceived, birthed and populated vast canopy of sky and expanse of terrestrial firmament, whereat obeisant propinquity quintessentially remains stalwart this day and age as guise go gaga genuflecting goddesses viz yule eye zing goo goo dolls, who dote demonstrably come Valentine’s Day, when Cupid plucked from the quiver, notched in bowstring and launched Eros tinged arrow induces love struck swain to swoon upon a lassie fair, whence fecund female feast proliferates progeny.
Methinks powder milk biscuits gave one once upon a time gunshy nerdy uncommunicate lad, (whose future pointed a straight trajectory toward being Norwegian bachelor farmer) found salvation with lovely lass he met while attending contra dance one Thursday at Summit Presbyterian Church (in Mount Airy, Pennsylvania), whom he fondly called his little “buttuck blaster,” whose bonafide bursting behind broke the silence for smell talk.

Bona fide hormonal hankering
didst since Adam and Eve a wake
aromatic, balmy, and captivating
as effect from drinking sassafras
kin powerful pulsations
viz diving rod erect phallus
creating confusion pro bono er
to enter lips engorged mass
pussy swathed tangle
of coiled, kinked,
and thatched course grass

Willy Wonka with vestal virgin hairline
gonadal zone cunt knot embarrass
twig and berries rutting, rusticating,
routing and romancing intent
to deflower re: piercing hymen
via prick or cunilingus
with nary immune
to perdition or déclassé
hello kitty edenic
tropic of cancer coital compass
emitting pheromones culling

asper a bong clapping banging brass
intractable supremacy reproductive sport
waging whore with contemporary take
verboten fruit sexual pang
thrust forward omnipotent
magnetic thirst to slake
unstoppable passions flared unfazed
as annals depict how
hot coals feet did rake
despite hollow ludicrous
religious strictures obloquy,

the serum filled genitals did quake
infiltrate historical manifestations partake
naked humans prey zing clear or opaque
deities of yesteryear demonstrable
bas relief showers copulation doth make
primal urges imbued Homo sapiens
ever since first man
saw lady of the lake
triggering libidinal longing
horniness to forsake

convulsions jump/kickstarting
and triggering passionate
dormant heartfelt earthquake
inducing salivation sans love struck drake
multi-tiered mouth watering
orgasmic gastronomic carnal cake
Aphrodite spellbinding storied sport
thrives inducing heart break
imbuing human guys gals feverish
enthralled dizzy catnip behoove ache.

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Style/Type: Free verse

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About the Author

Region, Country: PA, USA

Favorite Poets: Robert Burns, Charles Dickens, Robert Frost, Matthew Scott Harris, Henry Wadsworth Longfellow, Sylvia Plath, Gary Snyder, Henry David Thoreau, Walt Whitman

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