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Apr 19, 2026
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GLUTS for NUTS
he's using crude oil to lube up your butts
and he'll "drill, baby, drill" 'til he's in to his nuts
it's a grift, it's a scheme
it's the usa dream!
you're a meme of maniacal gluts!
About This Poem
Last Few Words: ...not technically a limerick, but it was mostly written for fun. I'm stuck whether using L2 as is, or using "til he empties his nuts" or "while he squeezes your nuts" any input on that is appreciated.
Style/Type: Structured: Western
Review Request Direction:
What did you think of my title?
What did you think of the rhythm or pattern or pacing?
Review Request Intensity: I want the raw truth, feel free to knock me on my back
Editing Stage: Editing - polished draft
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