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barbsdad2003

Sep 10, 2007 ⭐ View statistics (Premium feature)

Aristotle

Rumor has it ancient Aristotle

Packed a handy boozer’s bottle

Almost everywhere he went

Hell-bent, that gentleman gent,

To rev the footloose throttle

Of taut tales oral, epiglottal.

— barbsdad2003, Sep 10, 2007

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18 years 9 months ago

first:

bravo on managing to work in a reference to the vastly underappreciated epiglottis! Style points for that. And once again you've heard it before from me blah blah blah you are a f*cking incredible poet. If I were a jealous man, I'd be jealous. Mark W.

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18 years 9 months ago

epiglottis?

My dict. just blew a fuse.

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18 years 9 months ago

Aristotle,not a tea toddler?

Atlantis a figment of his imagination,Where are my heroes? Add words and Twist!You Historic Hit man! Iknow...

18 years 8 months ago

I suspect there might be a sly reference

to fellatio here, amongst his other pleasures. I say think profound, get away with anything, almost. cheers, Jess

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