Harder Garter

Just a little something,
for your veiwing delight.
A sight for YOUR eyes only,
on your wedding night.

For him the crowd watches
as he dives underneath,
red faced but victorious
the reward in his teeth.

But just so that he,
isn't feeling left out...
Here's that "little something"
I've been telling you about.

Make him close his eyes
tell him "just relax"...
Gently undress him,
then lay him on his back...

Pull the blankets over him
then DIVE underneath, and yell
NOW IT'S MY TURN HONEY
TO REMOVE IT WITH MY TEETH!!!