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A Case Of Road Rage

As I waited at a junction,
another driver nipped in front.
Unwisely, I had left a gap
between my van and lights.

When red turned green,
I  overtook him angrily
and with my window lowered,
raised a single, telling finger.

He was a priest...
— Robert Melliard, Jan 03, 2009

About the Author

Region, Country: Asturias, Spain

Favorite Poets: Chaucer, Shakespeare, Du Bellay, Metaphysicals, Petrarch, Dante, Baudelaire, Lorca, Becquer, Coleridge

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leonard daranjo

17 years 5 months ago

Quite an experience

Interesting read. I was once with my sister in the UK. She was driving. The person in front was blocking her way. We had a brush with road rage from an impatient guy behind. Leonard
Robert Melliard

Robert Melliard

17 years 5 months ago

Road rage in the U.K.

We British usually manage to hide our feelings quite well up to a point, but when we pass that limit I'm afraid we go berserk due to all our pent-up emotion. I'm sorry you had an incident on your holiday visit to the U.K. Drivers can be pretty pushy in Spain, and I'm afraid I've experienced road rage three times here (and I still feel ashamed of every one of those incidents). The other two cases will be appearing on this blog over the next few days. Thanks for commenting. Best wishes, Robert.
Linda Moses

Linda Moses

17 years 5 months ago

Robert

I was traveling from Missouri toOhio by train with my 3 year old son. It was late and I had only enough money to "buy" one pillow from the porter. It was a large pillow and I thought my son and I could share. Baby has other ideas and refused to let me lay my head on the pillow, after another hour of no sleep, I said "damn it child" in frustration. I kept hearing a mumbling coming from the seat behind me, during the night, and this was irritating me, too. When daylight came, a man leaned over the seat, and said "Good morning". It was a priest. I enjoyed your write Sincerely, Linda
Robert Melliard

Robert Melliard

17 years 5 months ago

Incognito priests

From your comment and after what happened to me (as described in my poem) it seems we must always check out other people who are on the scene very carefully before we use bad language or make a rude sign. They may well be priests! Many thanks for sharing your story and glad you enjoyed this one. Best Wishes, Robert.
themoonman

themoonman

17 years 5 months ago

Robert...

we have all acted in haste.. only to be humbled... part of the human condition... I hope you don't mind... but when I got to the ending... I laughed right out loud... my wife wanted to know what I was reading... I read it to her and she laughed too... not at the priest... or at you... the situation is one that is so easily seen and easy to picture... ok, maybe we were laughing at you a bit... lol... hope you smoothed things over... Richard
Robert Melliard

Robert Melliard

17 years 5 months ago

Embarrassment is fun

I often seem to get myself into embarrassing situations and for some weird reason embarrassment usually turns out to be funny in the end, however excruciating it may have felt at the time... Glad you've tuned in to British humour over there... Best Wishes, Robert.
Janice Pearce

Janice Pearce

17 years 5 months ago

A Case Of Road Rage

Short and so sweet, Loved it Robert! _____________________________ To write a touching poem, you must gently stir the soul, if it brings forth tears or smiles, then the story was beautifully told. ________Janice Pearce_________
Robert Melliard

Robert Melliard

17 years 5 months ago

Hi Janice

Thanks for your positive feedback. I sometimes think that things like this only happen to me, but from some of the previous comments it looks as if I'm not the only one with a temper at the wheel... Best Wishes, Robert.
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Wafi

17 years 5 months ago

Robert

A simple and beautiful write from you. I enjoyed it alot. Left a smile on my face LoL... Best wishes, Wafi
Robert Melliard

Robert Melliard

17 years 5 months ago

Yet another case

For some reason, after reading your comment I remembered another case of 'road-rage' which happened long before that expression was invented. My parents and I were driving to Portsmouth in heavy rain to take a ferry. A car came up close behind us and the driver flashed his lights repeatedly. When he finally overtook, my father gave him a two-finger sign which is the British equivalent of the one-finger gesture in the U.S. (presumably because he thought he was an impatient git). With all the rain reducing visibility, dad hadn't noticed the guy was driving a police car. We were pulled over and told that they were rushing to get to the scene of an accident and that one shouldn't use such nasty signs anyway. My parents said they were sorry in their most educated English. My mother in particular was gushingly polite and apologetic. They almost crawled. We got away without a fine (or a ticket as I believe they say in the U.S.)...Perhaps I have inherited my father's road-rage gene, and perhaps there is material for yet another little poem on this subject here. Thanks for commenting and jogging my memory. Best wishes, Robert
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Wafi

17 years 5 months ago

Robert

I enjoyed this little story of you and your father, speacially the term "road rage gene' lol. Thanks for sharing. Wafi

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