Colin Creevy

I was sitting in the Commonroom with Ron and Hermione (Hermione) 
Ron turned and told me that some kid was staring directly at me (at me at me at me at....)
I turned and smiled at him the boy was just an ickle firstie
he said "Harry, I'm your biggest fan, cuz you defeated Lord Voldy"
I asked him what his name was and he said [clap]
"I'm Colin Creevy"
He said "I'm Colin Creevy"

He told me he was Muggleborn and had no idea he could cast (spells that is)
When his letter came his family thought that it was pretty kickass!
Malfoy saw his fanboy adoration and was struck with jealousy
He said "Take a picture; it lasts longer" ugh, Malfoy, you're so skeevy
I bet he didn't think that he'd take it [clap]
Literally
But then he's Colin Creevy

In the hospital wing I was regrowing my arm bones
When Colin was petrified
He looked so darn helpless lying there
With his camera held to his eye
McGonagall thought maybe he got a shot
Of the one who caused him this harm
But when she opened the back and saw the film had been melted
All in the room thought [snap, clap, snap] DARN!
We said "Poor Colin Creevy"
We said "Poor Colin Creevy"

Got rid of the diary and the snake
Gave the petrified kids some Mandrake
There were no casualties this time
Hermione and the gang were all fine
At the feast when they announced that
All our exams had been cancelled [WOO!]
We all screamed "HOORAY" and "WELCOME BACK!" [clap]
To Justin and Hermione
to Nick and Penelope
And to Miss Ginny Weasley
And to Colin.... Creeeeeeeeveeeeeey
[spoken with reluctance] And Mrs. Norris [raspberry]