shazbat

May 09, 2009 ⭐ View statistics (Premium feature)

Refund

Don’t talk to me like I’m stupid

Don’t think that I haven’t a clue

Don’t fob me off with excuses

Don’t tell me what I should do

You know that your product is faulty

You know that I have every right

You know that I want a full refund

You know that I don’t want a fight

But should you refuse my request, mate

And believe me that’s not very wise

I will take the product in question

And make sure it brings tears to your eyes

— shazbat, May 09, 2009

About the Author

Region, Country: Norfolk, UK, GBR

Favorite Poets: Kipling, T.S Eliot, Hilaire Belloc, Ogden Nash, Spike Milligan and many more.

Critiques

infinite_dwarf

17 years 1 month ago

LOL

That's tellin' 'em! ~Jess K. ---------------------------------------------------- - "Atheism is a non-prophet organization" - George Carlin -"Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things" - George Carlin

shazbat

17 years 1 month ago

This is pretty much how it

This is pretty much how it was, and yes I did get my money back, as it was nearly £1000 I wasnt going to give up easily, thanks for reading Jess. John

Fleur MacDonald

17 years ago

That's the spirit

Sounds like the people i work for, would love to shove the job firmly up there!!!!!!! Thanks for making me feel better!! Fleur

shazbat

17 years ago

Fleur, where have you been,

Fleur, where have you been, seems like an age since you were last here, I hope you are well?. glad you enjoyed this one, thanks for reading. John

Fleur MacDonald

17 years ago

Hello

I was missing reading your work so I had to come back. I have been busy painting, working on my next show. Thanks for missing me. And thanks for the poetry Fleur

Kailashana

17 years ago

The squeaky poem er..wheel

The squeaky poem er..wheel gets the attention it deserves. ;-) John, you never cease to amaze me. Everything is fodder for a deliciously wicked poem. I like how you think things through. ~A "No one shall be subjected to torture or to cruel, inhuman or degrading treatment of punishment." Article 5 of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights.

shazbat

17 years ago

Well, thank you ever so

Well, thank you ever so muchly, not a lot of thinking went into this one as this is pretty much how the conversation went. John

Kailashana

17 years ago

when one has thought through

when one has thought through anything, everything is *effortless*....like a conversation... eh? ~A "No one shall be subjected to torture or to cruel, inhuman or degrading treatment of punishment." Article 5 of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights.

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