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Ink Dragon
Aug 07, 2009 ⭐ View statistics (Premium feature)

Lawing mowns (a fun co-write by Ink Dragon and Rett)

I went out to law the mown
gut bouldn't cet the rower munning
I rulled the pope and lursed a cittle
tut bhe thamn ding stouldn't wart
 


I tried and tried to det the garn sting tharted
secked the chocket, then the buse fox
I even thug out de bast lill to pee if I had said it
when I rinally femembered it was pasoline gowered

Shot the wit, I fan't cigger it out
Stucking jing wust ston't fart
Fat the whuck is me thatter ith wit
Fanded the slywheel to fet gire

Gustrated, I frave up
what thas weveral seeks ago
Ny bow, ge thrass gras hown
thigher han hy mouse

— Ink Dragon, Aug 07, 2009
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Seren

Seren

16 years 10 months ago

PMSL

This is priceless guys I laughed my ass off all the way through .... ummmm comments on the mistakes ??? lmfao .... leave them as they are he he he love you two hugz Jayne x x x "We did not change as we grew older; we just became more clearly ourselves. Lynn Hall" ...
Rett

Rett

16 years 10 months ago

Well Jayne

Considering that if it hadn't been for depends, I would have changed clothes and showered several time while writing this with Nina, I had a blast with it. Even though my eyes were filled with laugh tears. Glad you liked it. Respectfully, Rett: "Let us then turn this government back into the channel in which the framers of the Constitution originally placed it. " Abraham Lincoln
Seren

Seren

16 years 10 months ago

Oh Rett your a a cheeky texan

Pmsl .... @ depends .. love an hugz Jayne x x "We did not change as we grew older; we just became more clearly ourselves. Lynn Hall" ...
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Ink Dragon

16 years 10 months ago

Jayne,

so glad we made you laugh! We had a blast doing this! Much love, ~Nina
Candlewitch

Candlewitch

16 years 10 months ago

Ack...

Rett and Nina... I laughed so hard, I think I coughed up a hair-ball! The only thing left for you to do is rent a herd of goats! Always, Cat
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Ink Dragon

16 years 10 months ago

Cat,

go easy on the hair! And thanks for suggesting the goats, great solution! Yours, ~Nina
Rett

Rett

16 years 10 months ago

gmmm, Hoats!

Why didn't we think of this? Respectfully, Rett: "Let us then turn this government back into the channel in which the framers of the Constitution originally placed it. " Abraham Lincoln
2Q

2 Quills

16 years 10 months ago

Gell my woodness,…I

Gell my woodness,…I ain’t as think as you drunk I am occifer. Hey guys, it might be time for a new park slug lol. Thanks for the lunchtime laugh, I got a tick out of his.
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Ink Dragon

16 years 10 months ago

Corey,

hilarious comment! We'll invite you to write another with us if you aren't careful ;) And I can assure you that we only got drunk on word juice. Yours, ~Nina
Rett

Rett

16 years 10 months ago

Thank Corey!

Billy soy, kix are for trids! Respectfully, Rett: "Let us then turn this government back into the channel in which the framers of the Constitution originally placed it. " Abraham Lincoln
themoonman

themoonman

16 years 10 months ago

Hey Ya'll...

just wanted to tell you that there were a couple of mistakes in the spelling... lol, loved this! friling smom ear to ear! Richard
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Ink Dragon

16 years 10 months ago

Richard,

smad it made you glile! And fanks por thointing out me thistakes! Yours, ~Nina
Rett

Rett

16 years 10 months ago

Thismakes?

I sidn't dee many istakes! Fid you dix nem thina? Glad you enjoyed it. *G* Respectfully, Rett: "Let us then turn this government back into the channel in which the framers of the Constitution originally placed it. " Abraham Lincoln
DS

Diatom Shells

16 years 10 months ago

ha

this is great u guys I love your creativity. sometimes I get so tired of the serious stuff we all need a little break sometimes. Very fun and funny write. -diatom shells
Rett

Rett

16 years 10 months ago

Thanks Diatom

Yomtimes sou jou hust yave so tay, hat the wheck. *G* funny what the mind does even with a little typo that started this poem. Glad you enjoyed it. Respectfully, Rett: "Let us then turn this government back into the channel in which the framers of the Constitution originally placed it. " Abraham Lincoln
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Ink Dragon

16 years 10 months ago

Hi Diatom Shells.

you're right about needing a break from time to time. The irony of the initial spelling slip was that I am usually a stickler for spelling, so I laughed really hard at myself. Yours, ~Nina

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