The Thick Fuzzy Brown Bear

We were hiking along throughout the dark woods
Camouflage jackets and dark green hoods
Then out jumped a  bear
Gave us quite the scare
With his big bulky body
And thick fuzzy brown hair

Being quickest to think within my group
I knew the way to get us out of this loop
Not making much sound
I placed the honey I'd found
Atop my friend's head
As the fuzz chased him around

The rest of us ran away as far as we could
Running so fast I had dropped my hood
As I went creeping on back
Thinking my friend was a snack
I found them in poker
As the bear laid down a Jack

Never had I seen something so whack