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May 08, 2010
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How to Make Coffee without a Coffee Maker
Wave your
cup over
the top
of a
nice fancy
coffee maker
so to
infuse the
scent of
coffee in
to your
cup
if your
cup doesn't
smell of
coffee
then your
cup has
no sense
of smell
and should
be replaced
either go
for a
French cup
Italian cup
B cup
or what
ever tickles
your kitten
allow to
stand undressed
facing the
bathroom door
for about
3 minutes
or until
you can
smell
coffee
enjoy
cup over
the top
of a
nice fancy
coffee maker
so to
infuse the
scent of
coffee in
to your
cup
if your
cup doesn't
smell of
coffee
then your
cup has
no sense
of smell
and should
be replaced
either go
for a
French cup
Italian cup
B cup
or what
ever tickles
your kitten
allow to
stand undressed
facing the
bathroom door
for about
3 minutes
or until
you can
smell
coffee
enjoy
— Fleur MacDonald, May 08, 2010
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Critiques
magics02
16 years 1 month ago
I love it!!
Seren
16 years 1 month ago
Dearest Fleur flower
weirdelf
16 years 1 month ago
love the poem and you know I like the short line form
Kailashana
16 years 1 month ago
Or what passes for
judyanne
16 years 1 month ago
love this fleur
lyz
16 years 1 month ago
Coffee, mmm
whitetea
15 years 11 months ago
Psychic coffee while in ones
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