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Tomb morrow the United States commonwealth doth goeth to the dogs

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Updated: 8 June, 2026

Where oh where did the last forty nine years go?

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Updated: 6 June, 2026

From: Matthew Scott to his youngest daughter

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Updated: 4 June, 2026

Extreme anguished agony courtesy cyber smokey and the bandits

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Updated: 3 June, 2026

Citizens Bank checking account...

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Updated: 7 June, 2026

When tired and bare to the bone

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Seduction ever rife with explicitly sexual...

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Updated: 29 May, 2026

Before respite from temperate weather today May21st...

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Updated: 22 May, 2026

Call 1-800-STEEMER,

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Quiescent harmonic symphonic overture

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Updated: 26 May, 2026

Holistic homily id est...

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Updated: 26 May, 2026

Zaftig's puppet

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Tempus fugit, memento mori

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Updated: 5 May, 2026

Defecation accidentally clogged loo courtesy Dulcolax...

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Updated: 7 May, 2026

Attention: Citizens Bank Claims Operations

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Updated: 2 May, 2026

"Ew" (often spelled eww or ewww)...

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Invisible Capital One interloper(s) acted brash

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Updated: 19 April, 2026

Confessions of a disgruntled husband

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Once again an outstanding raconteur at your service

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Updated: 13 April, 2026

Speaker of the House

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Updated: 11 April, 2026

Brief Introduction before the end of the world...

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Updated: 8 April, 2026

anthropomorphization and personification considered flattery

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Updated: 2 April, 2026

Booted out of bed...again

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Death and dying taboo subjects...

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No matter death stalks so close...

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After I die...

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Quiet of an early morning

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Updated: 20 March, 2026

Absolute zero degrees tolerance...

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Updated: 15 March, 2026

Without the easy chair, I would find myself in the doghouse

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Updated: 14 March, 2026

I (and my double entendre) shrieked at long last...

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Updated: 12 March, 2026

Oh my Guinness!

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Cock-a-doodle-doo

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Porcine of the times when rooting...

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When the grim reaper came calling...

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Updated: 28 February, 2026

How original idea Larks and Robins...

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Menace to society...

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Updated: 22 February, 2026

TILL CHIKKI

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Feedback from me regarding FUSIAN sushi

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After bombs away dropped from the skies

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I neither play nor watch sports...,

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In praise of Temple Grandin, whose lack of success in my life eluded me.

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Updated: 10 February, 2026

In praise of Hyundai

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On blowing my clogged stuffed up nose

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Henry David of Walden Pond fame...

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Updated: 31 January, 2026

Once hashtagged as an inarguable picture of physical fitness...

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Updated: 30 January, 2026

Gainful employment jest half heartedly sought

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Updated: 28 January, 2026

Acquiring your diploma...

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Gatehouse At Bluster Hill...,

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Pyrex pot filled to the brim...

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I feel fearful and scared...

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Auld add ages airing a lifetime of disappointment...

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Updated: 9 January, 2026

Orbitz around el sol increases in velocity...

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Updated: 4 January, 2026

Psychologically wound tight as a winch

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Every January first of the new year...

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Updated: 2 January, 2026

The U Cloud...

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Anticipatory Anxiety: A brother's dreadful suspense...

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Updated: 28 December, 2025

Violation of Mother Earth

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Preparation H - For hair washing saga

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Sheik cog go - Illogical jumbled kooky literary mashup

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Updated: 18 December, 2025

Until I acquire an android washerwoman...

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After being scammed...

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Updated: 2 December, 2025

Only upon death...

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Joie de vivre courtesy Melitte A Goldsby -

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Updated: 22 November, 2025

Restitution and reinstatement of EBT funds a dogsend

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Updated: 19 November, 2025

Maybe you also got a check, yes mate?

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Updated: 18 November, 2025

Don't ask me about apartment unit b44

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Hair envy to the max

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Updated: 16 November, 2025

The wife plays nurse Nightingale while her husband...

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Updated: 10 November, 2025

Hope springs eternal...

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Updated: 7 November, 2025

Renaissance man feels blasé faire

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The benefit of a hussy without being married

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Updated: 24 October, 2025

The woosel cock so black of hue

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Tectonic Upheaval

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Updated: 19 October, 2025

Bugaboo hashtagged, tricked and treated me

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Updated: 16 October, 2025

Flagging stamina leaves me starry eyed

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Over-looking subtle handy dandy blues clues...

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Updated: 7 October, 2025

Redacting historical records...

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Rampant diabolical skulduggery...

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I post a most unusual shout out

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Happy two thousand twenty fifth birthday Autumn - September twenty second

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Updated: 23 September, 2025

I kid you not dear reader...

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Yours truly dwells within an alien-nation,

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The left handed adjustable monkey wrench...

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Updated: 14 September, 2025

Twenty four years ago from 9/11/2001

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Updated: 12 September, 2025

Mine mean Lothario days left me in a confused daze...

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Updated: 11 September, 2025

Ha...ha...ha... gotcha!

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So much positivity today September fourth

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With gall gainful employment quest half heartedly sought...

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Updated: 29 August, 2025

Malfeasance of my money

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Expression of an Impressionist

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Updated: 20 August, 2025

No exit allows egress...

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Updated: 19 August, 2025

Matthew Scott Harris may be...

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New from dyslexic temple mount...

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Updated: 11 August, 2025

Hiroshima – eighty years since August 6th, 1945

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Updated: 7 August, 2025

like a breath of fresh air...

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Cash strapped despondent citizen banker

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Updated: 16 July, 2025

Prolonged offal bout courtesy constipation... redux revisited

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Updated: 10 July, 2025

A magnet for tsuris

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I sing the praises of Sterilite

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Summer Solstice 2025

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Within the threescore and six orbitz that span my lifetime...

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Updated: 18 June, 2025

I possess an unusual knack for making women bristle

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Updated: 12 June, 2025

Over our collective figurative eyes commander in chief pulls wool...

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Updated: 12 June, 2025

Alexa down!

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Betrayal (guilty as charged)...

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Doing absolute zero endeavors

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Scrounging for boogers wrought my damn nostrils nearly to bust

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Scotch Tape Sweepstakes

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I paid no heed to the call of the siren(s)

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A (starry eyed) burst of creativity...

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A (starry eyed) burst of creativity...

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Shattered dreams of New Canaan

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They got the whole world in their hands

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Wretched emasculated celibate anchorite

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Upon the precipice of an abyss

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Poet who exhibits panache - meant...

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si tu t'appelles melancolie - oui

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Rather than crank up the heat...

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Upon a dark and stormy night...

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Every January first of the new year...

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Zealous untiring repentance

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The following fictitious scenario I evoke

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This December 17th, 2024...

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Unitarian Church returnee

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Ah... methinks I could sleep forever

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Today, I Mourn slain Beatle John Lennon

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Paterson, New Jersey December 1, 1957

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Many British thermal units* later

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Happiness is a new wireless mouse

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Eagerly awaiting until many tomorrows...

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The fine art of making excuses

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The fine art of making excuses

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The fine art of making excuses

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The fine art of making excuses

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The fine art of making excuses

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The fine art of making excuses

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The fine art of making excuses

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The fine art of making excuses

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The fine art of making excuses

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The fine art of making excuses

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The fine art of making excuses

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No objection to cold weather, but...

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A living hellish nightmare...

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Pronounced side effect upon my dreams...

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The haunted train of Schwenksville

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"Extra! Extra! Read all about it!"

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ALAFFIA EVERYDAY COCONUT SHAMPOO

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Miniscule male member doth bend sinister

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When urinating into the toilet bowl...

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When urinating into the toilet bowl...

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Into the Sturm und Drang fueled maelstrom

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Into the Sturm und Drang fueled maelstrom

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Unorthodox nonestablismentarian epitome

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I stand proud with pride...

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The humble cockroach -

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Will wonders never cease!?

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I feel in führer rated and envious...

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Sneezing fit – tests nasal septum

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Defecation accidentally clogged...

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Aftermath from this er...

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On becoming a night owl...,

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For some enchanted evenings...

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After drenching biblical rainfall...

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Bank rolled by billionaires

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Move on over ole Joe...

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Move on over ole Joe...

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Damn them computer hackers...

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Michael Joseph Jackson

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What happened to my sex drive?

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Blunt edges of lower dentures...

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Still stunned with disbelief...

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Silence reigns supreme in my reich

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Lovely enchantress of cyberspace

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Where art thou unknown spellcaster?

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On being emotionally bankrupt

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Idyllic reverie during break of day

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Earth Day April 22nd 2024

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Detailing delicate defecation debacle

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Temporal incarnation of Aphrodite...

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More'n nine months on...

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Convalescence of Richard McGeehan

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SAFELINK TracFone synonymous...

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Just because an impetus arose...

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Harold the Hugh Hefner wannabe carrot top...

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Updated: 12 March, 2024

Bittersweet pyrrhic victory...

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Vice President Elect Alexandria Ocasio Cortez - 2024

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Updated: 5 March, 2024

February 29th, 2024

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Food glorious food

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Valentine Matte

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Formidable flourishing fiends...

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Isis staind 27+ years...

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Get out of my head mister chatterbox!

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Absolute deafening silence...

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Please Michelle Obama...

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Neigh say being corralled & cult shod

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GREEN DAY – revisited

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Goodbye and good riddance 2023

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Wonderment at existence – mine

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FROM SANTA CLAUS XMAS 2011

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Yuletide pageant merry go round

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Font Din Black

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Time bracketed between

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Prune juice as effective emetic

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Thanksgiving gobbledygook

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The bane of a cold sore inside my mouth

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Richard Mcgeehan Poem

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Gloriously luxuriating in eternal sleep

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Au revoir oh perilous freedom...

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Hostages kidnapped: casualties of war

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Aftermath of war: onerous task...

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Mideast Peace: Oxymoron

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Saturday, September 23, 2023

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Rosh Hashshana 2023

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The finis sing touches touché

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MINDFULNESS = PSYCHIC SURVIVAL.

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Highlights from Highland Manor

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Precious priceless progeny

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Fretfully aching to feel fit as a fiddle

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ARGH! NO MORE MEDICARE!

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Brownian motion writ large...

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Devil's advocate claims Teflon Trump...

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Natural soporific narcotic

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Serious sibling subluxation...

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Mister money bags no more

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The broken piggy bank

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Apoplectic curmudgeon fumbles...

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Beyond the mourning of bereavement

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Adumbrated aeration regarding...

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Politesse pleases me...

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Once pawn a time...

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Ready...Aim...Fire!

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Poetic paean to papa's princess

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Stricken with anguished nausea

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Espousing irreverent greed

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Overzealousness and assiduousness...

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Chimeric illusions of grandeur

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Malevolent maverick mailer-daemon...

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The creep (alias Harvey Specter)...

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The daily star Tuesday issue...

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Procreation begets immortality

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