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That's one hundred and thirteen degrees Fahrenheit!
My exclamation mark rule goes out the window.
So hot so fucking hot.
Luckily the night before last I had the presence of mind to make an ice mold of my body. Then I positioned it at the foot of my bed which I raised at the head. So as my body melted it flowed into the ice mold and was preserved.
I'm so fucking clever, I deserve a medal. I got a cool day instead.
That's cool.
Ian.T
12 years 5 months ago
Jess
G'day Ole bystander,
Good to see intelligence will overcome 99% of life's problems, it is the opposite here we are having one of the coldest Winters again, outside is two inches of snow and as you know two inches is not enough to do anything with except make some people smile.or just annoy others.
Can you imagine if it snows here and it will each winter now the climate is changing, that the airports can't cope and the roads are useless, yet when we use to go to Canada for Winter trials they had no problem at all.
They drive on the stuff and their railways are clear, and we never had any problems with airfields out there.
Better stop as reading will only make your eyes overheat lol, Great to hear from you, and to know all is well, Yours Ian.T
weirdelf
12 years 5 months ago
mais
oui
Frenchf
12 years 5 months ago
Minus 2 and snow
Tip of nose cold
Icy fingers stiff
Sheets of ice in bed
Boots and overcoat,
Ten layers
Warm food, no salads,
Scarves, hats gloves
Ten layers
Man needs to invent a way
Of evenly heating the world
So you and I can both
Be 28 degrees
Ian.T
12 years 5 months ago
Frenchf
Now stop messing about and get out of my fridge, you have put the temp up 2 degrees, yours Ian.T
weirdelf
12 years 5 months ago
FrenchF,
has anyone ever told you you talk like a fucking Commie?
I love it.
Frenchf
12 years 5 months ago
Ha ha
Commie? Composite? Compact? Comrade? Compere? Connive? Je ne said pas du tout!
weirdelf
12 years 5 months ago
Communist
I was referring to "evenly heating the world"
Frenchf
12 years 5 months ago
You are funny
Xxxx
Frenchf
12 years 5 months ago
Commie rhymes with pommie
Time for your poem "forty f.cking five degrees"
weirdelf
12 years 5 months ago
ta Eph,
Yes, I'm thinking about it.
scribbler
12 years 5 months ago
Hi Jess
In honor of how hot it is down yonder I'm gonna repost "WEATHER ADVISORY" lol.................stan
weirdelf
12 years 5 months ago
will check it out
ta, Stan
Ian.T
12 years 5 months ago
Lonnie
That's real COOL babe, We have the same are some countries so disadvantaged lol.
My thoughts go out to them anyway, they are all our children, Yours Ian..