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weirdelf
By weirdelf, 17 August, 2011

If you can solve this apparent enigma just say so, don't give the answer away just yet. The answer is simple, straightforward and involves no trickery or supernatural intervention.

There is a terrible car crash. The man driving is killed instantly. His son is rushed to hospital for emergency surgery. The surgeon walks in, looks at the boy and says,
"I can't operate on him, he's my son."

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scribbler

13 years 11 months ago

hello

Where did you dig up this fossil? lol I remember it from high school and that wasn't exactly yesterday. Of course it took being told the answer back then to realize its simplicity.............stan

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Kailashana2

13 years 11 months ago

Lol.

Lol.

Me too. Probably one of the first non-esoteric *koans* I heard.

~A

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scribbler

13 years 11 months ago

huh?

I thought koans were the top part of a Madonna outfit lmao.........stan

K

Kailashana2

13 years 11 months ago

Lol. I was looking for an

Lol. I was looking for an esoteric one....something like the driver was not really the father..

Sort of Darth Vader style.

~A

weirdelf

weirdelf

13 years 11 months ago

It's cool, eh!

So simple, nothing supernatural or tricky, no DNA tests required. Think I should repost that poem I wrote about my sisters?

weirdelf

weirdelf

13 years 11 months ago

oh yes,

I know the colour of that damn bear, keeps smashing all my south facing windows to get in and steal food.

weirdelf

weirdelf

13 years 10 months ago

The answer.

It was easy for me, my sisters are all warriors and my mother wanted to be a doctor.

The surgeon is his mother.