Eating pussy

There was a young man from Mauritius
Who found eating pussies nutritious
Roasted boiled or fried
It cannot be denied
That the meat was sublimely delicious

About This Poem

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About the Author

Region, Country: Norfolk, UK, GBR

Favorite Poets: Kipling, T.S Eliot, Hilaire Belloc, Ogden Nash, Spike Milligan and many more.

Comments

Barbara Writes

14 years ago

OMG

O............M.................G...............

raj

14 years ago

the poetry certainly is

the poetry certainly is delicious but the thought of "roasted boiled or fried" makes it atrocious....no wonder it made Barbara scream OMG.,...lol...

Kailashana2

14 years ago

My dear man.....whatever is

My dear man.....whatever is eating you??

Kailashana2

14 years ago

LOL

Not what i expected, but you know that.

A well written Lymeric.

lou

shazbat

13 years 12 months ago

I can't understand the confusion, from what I can make out cat tastes very nice in a stew. My dad told me that at the end of the war (ww2), in Italy, an Italian family cooked a meal for him and his tank crew, they only found out later that it was cat, I told him that I liked eating pussy and, bless him, it took a while for the penny to drop.

John

Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting “Holy shit……What a ride!”

Barbara Writes

13 years 12 months ago