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Jan 18, 2026
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I'LL HAVE THE SPECIAL
broccoli chicken tortilla, please
and one other thing...let me see
...a rock or a stick?
...or trump's little dick?
or a lick off a boot of the free?
About This Poem
Last Few Words: ...feeling hungry this morning...can't seem to get off this limerick-kick!
Style/Type: Structured: Western
Review Request Direction:
What did you think of my title?
How was my language use?
What did you think of the rhythm or pattern or pacing?
Review Request Intensity: I want the raw truth, feel free to knock me on my back
Editing Stage: Not actively editing
Comments
Geezer
3 months ago
You got...
to stop watching the news while eating breakfast! I don't know how to advise someone who is stuck in limerick-mode. Maybe try to read some classical stuff, or follow a regimen of only Haiku for a month?
Cheers, ~ Geez.
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Jane A. Rug
2 months ago
food glorious food
not quite to my liking that topped off naughty bit topped the otherwise delicious reading poem. i will skip on the male genitalia.