It's beginning to look alot like F*ck This

Its beginning to look alot like fuck this,
everywhere you go!
Feeling the winter freeze,
Christmas trollies bashing my knees,
And there's still no sign of snow!

Its beginning to look a lot like fuck this,
Christmas tunes in every store.
Please don't bother me
No I don't want a plastic tree,
God this season is getting harder to ignore!

An iPad and gold football boots,
With a ps4 and crash bandicoot
Is the wish of Tarquin and Ben,
A little dog in a bag,
With a solid gold name tag,
Is the hope of Apple and Jen
And mum and dad can't wait for school
To start again.

Its beginning to look like fuck this,
Everywhere you go!
Shoppers full of festive cheer,
But scowling at anyone who is too near,
To the last chilled bottle of prosecco!

Its beginning to look like fuck this,
A Christmas brawl in every store,
Adam's lost 2 front teeth,
Whilst beating the crap out of Keith,
I seriously don't think I can take anymore!

Its beginning to look alot like fuck this,
Everywhere I go,
I'm staying home instead,
All warm and comfy in my bed,
But still waiting impatiently for the snow!

Its beginning to look alot like fuck this,
Carolers coming door to door,
Spreading the Christmas cheer,
All dressed like Santa or reindeer
Or dressed in shiny red Velour.

Its beginning to look alot like fuck this,
Everywhere you go,
Mother burnt the bird,
Fathers words are all slurred
And there's still no fucking snow!

Its beginning to look alot like fuck this,
Dinner and loads of crackers to pull.
Double helpings of Yorkshire puds,
Parsnips and roasted potato spuds
Oh gawd my tummy is far too full!

But its Christmas