John Thomas

Have you ever met a man like John Thomas
Such a strange little geezer ?
When you treat him coldly he shrinks away,
He’s so flaccid and yielding.

Have you ever met a man like John Thomas
Such a sweet fella ?
Treat him with care and he is,
Perpendicular, he stands proud.

Have you ever met a man like John Thomas
He’d do anything for a joke?
When he has his beer goggles on,
he’d give anything a poke.

About This Poem

Last Few Words: I Know that in the USA Geezer means an old man, but the UK the word is used to mean just a man, it is mostly used by people from London, although it has filtered down into general usage.

Review Request Intensity: I want the raw truth, feel free to knock me on my back

Editing Stage: Editing - rough draft

About the Author

Region, Country: West London, GBR

Favorite Poets: Pablo Neruda , Jack Kerouac, Alan Ginsberg, D.H Lawrence, Jim Morrison's lyrics,

Comments

lou

14 years 4 months ago

Shirl

We both know who or what John Thomas is lmao !!!

love LOU

KINGZOMBIE

14 years 4 months ago

I think this is naughty, lol

I like it lou, I'm not sure if its what I think it is but if it is its quite witty.Wow, did that make any sense, lol.I just woke up not too long ago, so please excuse.Nice write lou;-)

lou

14 years 4 months ago

I think you are right

LOL made plenty of sense.

thanks

louise xx

lou

14 years 4 months ago

Xena

Have you met a man like John Thomas ? LOL

Love Lou

Candlewitch

14 years 4 months ago

Dear Lou,

The title gives it away! Thanks for the laugh... with this very witty piece (about anticipation of getting a piece) LOL! I loved the last lines, just like Shirl.

love, Cat