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Dec 31, 2011
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Limericks 1 and 2
Limerick 1
This Limerick isn't much good,
For I'm writing, but not in the mood.
My Muse sneaked off home,
Leaving me on my own,
So these lines are not clever, but crude.
Limerick 2
Empty bottle of Malt hits the floor
Soon I slide down beside with a snore
When I wake up I say
"No more drinking today!"
To my Pink Elephant at the door
About This Poem
Last Few Words: Happy New Year
Style/Type: Structured: Western
Review Request Intensity: I want the raw truth, feel free to knock me on my back
Editing Stage: Editing - rough draft
Comments
Roscoe Lane
13 years 6 months ago
Happy new year,
Happy new year to you, and a wee word, lay aff the sauce. There's only so many pink elephants to go roon. great fun. Regards Roscoe...