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Limericks inspired by contest

There was a young lady wore green,
her countenance always serene.
She sat by a frog
which barked like a dog,
Thus startled, she let out a scream.

A gentleman wandered from home
and while still inclined to just roam,
he met a fair maid
who gambolled and played,
for she had a Bo-Peep syndrome.

Though buried now deep in the past,
a chest was discovered at last.
It had an old lock
which succumbed to a knock
and was emptied exceedingly fast.

Jane Austen wrote only six books
containing both heroes and crooks.
Though they met with hard strife
heroines found a good life,
rewarded for their dainty looks

About This Poem

Editing Stage: Editing - rough draft

About the Author

Region, Country: United Kingdom (Scotland), GBR

Favorite Poets: Robert Burns, Robert Lewis Stevenson, Kipling., I like things childish.

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Comments

Rula

Rula

9 years 3 months ago

Keith

I heard once that writing limericks can be an addiction.
I can see this well in you.
I especially like the first and the third. Thumps up!

Sparrow

Sparrow

9 years 3 months ago

Keith

Great writes there are you putting them all forward for the contest ??
Just a few typo's but all in all a very good selection,
Yours Ian..

Keith Logan

Keith Logan

9 years 3 months ago

Contest?

Rula,
thanks for both reading and commenting. You are of course quite right. Once I get the limerick bug I can't stop until at least three or four of them flow from my pen. I am particularly pleased that you found a couple that you enjoyed. I remain ever your servant ma'am.

Ian,
Thanks for mentioning the typos. I must admit my keyboard leaves something to be desired. I will probably stretch to a new one in the near future. As to contests, I am seldom tempted to bother with the like.

R

raj

9 years 3 months ago

Hi Keith

at the moment i believe you are head and shoulders above the rest of the competitors...great job..

Regards,

Sparrow

Sparrow

9 years 3 months ago

Keith

A small thing can you select one of your Limericks and put it in the Contest category, Thanks ,
Yours Ian..

Keith Logan

Keith Logan

9 years 2 months ago

Sure is

the perils of spell checkers. Thank you for noticing, you know I read it over after uploading the poem and I completely missed it, and that more than once.