Looking At The Funny Side Of Life - ( For Humour In Poetry Ws / Ex 3 )

You'll have to tame
those goats of yours
rummaging in bins
with appetites hearty!
Their gizzards are bloated, swollen and farty!

It's not the same
wearing this dress
it's feeling quite snug;
with cleavages bulging.
I can't help thinking I'm over indulging!

Oh what a game
sharing a bed
tossing and turning
that's just the way it goes.
Him with his sharp nails and big toe up me nose!

It feels so lame
getting older
with my teeth worn down
and my old knees creaking
And those drain pipes aren't the only things leaking!

What's in a name?
A wedding day
me married to you
that first enduring kiss
And all those eternal, years...and...years of......bliss!

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SHAME ON YOU - shame on you!
you earthly gods!
stealing young children,
using them as sex slaves.
Your cold bones will crumble to dust in your graves.

SHAME ON YOU - shame on you!
you business men!
skinning animals,
while hearing their screams.
Your dead hearts will fill you with frightening dreams.

SHAME ON YOU - shame on you!
you charlatans!
pretending you care.
making profit from greed.
Your thick blood will clog up your veins when you bleed.

SHAME ON YOU - shame on you!
you law judges!
enticed by a bribe,
always changing the rules.
Your mind's will be shackled like unrestrained fools.

SHAME ON YOU - shame on you!
propagandists!
encouraging war,
hiding behind God‘s name.
Your bleak soul will wither while playing this game.

SHAME ON YOU - shame on you!
you rich bankers!
ripping off the poor,
while you laugh in their face.
Your deeds will be loathed in eternal disgrace.