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Geezer

Dec 05, 2020 ⭐ View statistics (Premium feature)

Mutated Thoughts...

Squirrels in lust
Date wooden peckers
The Schenectady Cat
Smokes them all

Nothing is just...
Playing with checkers
He wears black flat hat
Takes the fall

Wondering whether winter weather
Snow tires,but doesn't rest
Chili peppers are not chilly
Frosty snowmen got no balls

I knew a girl named Blue Feather
Salted sidewalks taste the best
A naked one is a free willy
Black Friday has shopping mauls

About This Poem

Last Few Words: I thought that I would respond to Alan's challenge.

Style/Type: Free verse

Review Request Direction: What did you think of my title?

Review Request Intensity: I want the raw truth, feel free to knock me on my back

Editing Stage: Editing - rough draft

About the Author

Region, Country: New York State - USA, USA

Favorite Poets: Poe, Emily Dickenson, Robert Frost, Shakespeare, and many of the poets here at Neopoet.

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Comments

4 years 7 months ago

Yeah...

just nonsense, but fun! Just random thoughts as I sat here this morning watching tv and zoning out on magic cookies. ~ Geez.
. BTW, haven't been able to get one of the pictures I took to post. Says too much/many pixels or some such.
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4 years 7 months ago

do uu Geeeeeee

need a comment
as u only love
cement
use nudity in places of nakedness

its more challenging gee
ask anyone
but a lady

A naked one is a free willy

4 years 7 months ago

I was...

thinking about putting salt on the sidewalk as we are due to have some freezing rain. Also, thinking about the killer-whale "Willy" as it was advertised to be on TV. Nudity is not a factor in the animal world. ~Geez.
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4 years 7 months ago

ooopssss sorrreeee

I knew a
girl

named Blue Feather
Salted sidewalks taste the best
A naked one is a free willy

didn't meet an animal girl
gee

4 years 7 months ago

Remember...

these are all random thoughts; not connected and supposed to be silly! And, I'm sure that you must know what a willy is?
~ Geez.
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4 years 7 months ago

hello, sir.

had to chuckle at your lines. very funny, sir,
van

4 years 7 months ago

Thank you...

I do work at it. ~ Geezer.
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4 years 7 months ago

Hi Geez, you've really made

Hi Geez, you've really made me laugh, thank you, I needed it. Don't know what type of cat that is, do I google it or are you pulling our legs?
I love nonsense verse, do bring on more. All the best, Gracy

4 years 7 months ago

The Schenectady Cat...

Is me. I'm a cool cat in flat black hat. I live in Schenectady, New York.

C

4 years 7 months ago

Gee

you've been smoking your running socks again darlin lol

4 years 7 months ago

Nope...

the running socks are off limits. The wife says they are too smelly, They haven't been used for running in a loooonnnng time!
Magic Cookies is the thing now. ~ Geez.
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4 years 7 months ago

Mutated Thoughts

Wow, Geezer! Excellent, especially with your tight rhyme! Great title, too.
L

4 years 7 months ago

Thank you...

I try to keep my rhyme as tight as the waistband in my pants. LoL
~ Geez.
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4 years 7 months ago

You and Teddy 15 should co-write a piece!

I enjoyed this