The Naughtiest Naughty of All

Hahaha - love it L! I've had issues with that little red rat too - lol! Enjoyed this.

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Kid, you're beautiful!!! I, too love it! Cat

Love it haha

If you are the naughtiest I don't know where I stand, but the poem was great. It was a fun read.

In this piece,that,
I need to catch my breath.

You are such a smartie pants :)

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I absolutely loved how you crafted this poem.
You combined a perfect mix of rage and humour, and totally fulfilled the brief.

That elf is sure a zapper of Christmas cheer, and a party pooper I feel.
He's back in the cupboard now, where he can't cause any more trouble.

the invisible spirit moves us, and rather than demean how i process coping (analogous to a rolling stone at the mercy at whatever debris gloms onto the surface), and to couch interpretation of reality bumps up against limitations of aptitude (mine) falling far short of the exemplary wordsmith as identified when reading an author whose talent spellbinds yours truly (who), who feels he lacks the disadvantage of sophistication acquired with lived experiences versus admitting living a self sequestered span of threescore and six orbitz around the sun, yet with an intellect at infant stage, cuz truth be told formative learning years ill suited to being nonestablishmentarian, yet more than a half century ago few and far between options existed for parents to educate their offspring, thus potential of mine got squandered while extreme social anxiety witnessed a perfect example of a budding author withered away as wallflower.

Hi now this I like, I love now you stich all those words together and make it work a joy to read

gave me a good laugh! I did not see it going the way that it did! I tend to agree that Elf of the Shelf is a creep. My oldest daughter, when she was in elementary school, used to set up a surveillance camera on her tablet so that she could catch him creeping through the house. She did not like the idea of this little creature making mischief and winding up in obscure locations during the night! Her attempts were never successful as he was "too slick." Needless to say, the elf didn't last long in our house. :)