Older married heterosexual Caucasian sexagenarian male...

not overly particular when seeking
to befriend a charismatic, dogmatic,
enigmatic, organic and pragmatic counterpart
to balance the scales against
cut throat, swashbuckling piratical,
("Arrr!", "Aye, aye Captain!"
and "Yo ho ho!”
"I can't hear you!")
bombastic, chauvinistic and egocentric
flamboyant, haughty, narcissistic,
misogynistic tyrannical nasty brutes
(hobbling along like some
hapless Tom, Dick and Harry)
donning the guise of autocratic bullies
considerably outweighed
courtesy hypothetical
female empowered darlings,
(one of which named Clementine)
with extrasensory perception videlicet
omniscience, prescience, and science,
a veritable polymath
plus additionally gifted
with mental, physical
and spiritual equipoise,
which general character
(and/or caricature) sketch
and twenty third chromosomal
genetic xx combination
spell that gender which exhibit
the following general characteristics
courtesy Google search
What is the general disposition of women?
Nurturing and caring:
Women often seen as caregivers,
whether to children,
elderly relatives, and other kith and kin
or within helping professions
like nursing and teaching.
Agreeable and empathetic:
Personality studies
often find women, on average,
score higher on agreeableness,
which includes traits like empathy,
kindness, and a tendency
toward cooperation
and maintaining social harmony.
Emotional and expressive:
Women often expected
to be more in tune with their feelings
and those of others,
with research suggesting
a higher ability
to understand emotions and intentions.
Polite and accommodating:
Traditional expectations include
being gentle, submissive,
and focused on relationship building.

Predilection towards aforementioned traits
elicited and generally associated, displayed,
and harbored courtesy
by the so called fairer sex
such as civility, gentility, and laudability
find yours truly gravitating
towards courteousness, generousness,
luminousness, righteousness, and zealousness
not particularly patterned
after any one specific person,
but the immediate adjectives
that come to mind
when entertaining, mentioning or thinking
of the percentage
of the global population
around 49.6% versus 49.99%,
with roughly 102 men
for every 100 women globally,
meaning slightly more males overall,
though this varies significantly
by country and age,
with women often
outnumbering men
in older age groups.

Self consciousness regarding modifying my behavior to mitigate unintentionally instigating displeasure from some girl whose fancy I craved, or saved face from myself videlicet future disapproval or embarrassment which outcome nevertheless occurred time and again (such as communicating non verbally a physical attraction performing a courting ensemble, especially after I became liberated to express joie de vivre with signature flourishing of my body electric establishing extraverted trademark flourishing attributes vis a vis courtesy contra dancing – initially at Summit Presbyterian Church circa nineteen seventy nine) without fail just because prior to emerging out of being socially withdrawn (introvertedness hashtagged mein kampf got taken to highest degree analogous to a caterpillar metamorphosing into a butterfly that just discovered how to shutterfly) and newfound elements of style (courtesy Strunk and White) showcased a Matthew Scott Harris free and clear of inhibitions, yet even while emerging out of a self imposed self sequestered state – where majority of time spent within my bedroom, or at some secluded physical location usually reading rather than pursuing gainful employment since security found in soul asylum such a park where quietude prevailed, and choice of activity (with my button nose within a book or newsworthy magazine) provides a safe haven until papa came home from the office (of General Electric, where he took early retirement at age sixty with approximately a third of his life left to live) and bestowed his wrath of Kublai Khan upon meek as a mouse me.