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Soup.

Eminent professors ev-ery-where,
even those bound to the chair,
all agree whid liddle ol' me-
we'll all be fucked even-tu-ally,

We're gonna die - we're gonna fry
pucker up n kiss yer arse g'bye.
it's difficult to comprehend
jus' when this shit is gonna end,

In a ball o' fire we're in the mire-
JEYZUS MAN,, we'll all expire !!
it may be quick o'er in flick;
clock is ticking tick tock tick,

Or it maybe slow the way ya go
- jus' 'nuf time fer one more blow,

either ways it's fair to say
we're gonna end up - - consommé.

Obi

About This Poem

Last Few Words: With brown bread.

Editing Stage: Editing - rough draft

About the Author

Region, Country: int'topfield, GBR

Favorite Poets: Felix Dennis, Brian Bilston,

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Comments

Seren

Seren

2 years 4 months ago

Obi

We are screwed one day, I think I want it slow. not quick. I want to be able to sit back with a bourbon and embrace whatever end comes my way.

This is a cracker!! I can't see one thing I would change.

Bravo! & to a slow end, cheers!

Kind Regards Jayne

Obadiah Grey

Obadiah Grey

2 years 4 months ago

So, Jayne, let me get this

So, Jayne, let me get this straight,,,,
One day in the future, you'd like an alcohol
induced embrace followed by a slow screw
with a big end coming your way ?

Hee hee, God bless you !!!

I've been at the bourbon again,,, love, Obi.

Lavender

Lavender

2 years 4 months ago

Soup

Obi,
it's been well said,
"Best of Luck, and Amen!"
Now pass the brown bread!
L

Triskelion

Triskelion

2 years 4 months ago

Hey Obi! YOU FIRST!

Obi Soup

the diner is serving a new soup du jour
it's broth is the froth from a gentleman's sewer
sautéed with his guts
au flambé on his butt
and his nuts that come grilled on a skewer!

Sorry, can't help myself. Keep that rhythm n rhyme going!

Thomas

Ruby Lord

Ruby Lord

2 years 3 months ago

Soup

What I really liked - You're offensive and arse kicking tone and profane words hammered that message home, excellent piece, I really enjoyed it.

You're definitely one to watch out for :) Ruby x

Leslie

Leslie

8 months ago

Soup!

I couldn't agree more. Were all screwed and the quicker the better. I've always been engaged by your poetry!

Leslie

Leslie

8 months ago

For Obi, one of my dreams (A bad one)

Woke up one bright morning
with a vision in my head
A catastrophic warning
all my friends were dead
No one seemed to notice
but the sky had turned to red
An atomic age was dawning
the governors all had fled
The people who remained
all were filled with dread
The howling and the wailing
was more than I could bare
The people in the city streets
we're all filled with despair
Their homes had been demolished
it seemed that no one cared
Blood ran in the gutters
we stopped and bowed our heads
The loud and ceaseless mourning
stung our tender ears
The future was unveiling
our eyes were filled with tears
The enemy was upon us
approached with taunting jeers
We faltered in our footsteps
embraced our sudden doom,
but on the bright horizon
A light displaced the gloom

mark

mark

8 months ago

Yep!

We all gonna die so might as well enjoy the ride.
[takes brown bread with no raisins]
Mark