The Spider In The Toilet

Whilst sitting on the bog
Trying to do a log,
Something happened to Mary
In her secret place all hairy.

From the drain so dirty
Up came an insect flirty;
It was a giant spider
And it scuttled deep inside her.

It felt so very prickly
And sexy, even tickly;
She had to use her thumb
To eject it from her bum.

The moral of this tale
You should learn without fail:
Before exposing anal features,
Always check for little creatures.

About This Poem

Last Few Words: This is a lovely poem.

Style/Type: Structured: Western

Review Request Direction: What did you think of the rhythm or pattern or pacing?
How does this theme appeal to you?

Review Request Intensity: I appreciate moderate constructive criticism

Editing Stage: Not actively editing

About the Author

Region, Country: London, Culture Capital of the World

Favorite Poets: Siegfried Sassoon, Wilfred Owen, Rupert Brooke, Chaucer, Shakespeare to name but a few. And VERY IMPORTANTLY: Erich Fried, a leftwing Austrian of Jewish ancestry who fled the Nazis and became a British citizen in 1949., And, other writers (non-poets mainly): Raymond Chandler, Irvine Welsh, Anthony Burgess, Graham Greene, Charles Bukowski, John le Carré, Anthony Horowitz, Mick Herron, Margaret Attwood, Edna O'Brian, Maeve Binchy., Writers who I find vastly over-rated: TS Eliot, Virgina Woolf, Sylvia Plath, Phil Larkin, E.A. Poe, A. Ginsburg, Longfellow, Gerald Manley Hopkins (actually I LOATHE Hopkins more than damson-dappled words can say).