When the clock struck twelve,
Alice wondered if she should run,
she thought about the forty thieves
and how the night was full of fun.

But the Snow White shivered,
and she slipped over the frost,
none of the three bears however,
could find the slipper she lost.

She couldn't find the magic lamp,
and when the witch awoke,
the little pigs slept well,
and her magic spells broke.

The Baron Bulltookensheraku
ate pork the wolf dragged in thru
the door of Pulwikit Castle.
The wolf got the bones
and a piece of the girl
who rode with her red cloak a flashing.
When Charming rode up
to rescue the broad
she said, “No thanks lover, I’m happy.”

The frumious Bandersnatch,
so little understood
headed for his cottage
deep down in Tulgey wood,

Goldilocks went skipping by
and said to Bandersnatch,
“have you been out hunting
and bagged yourself a catch"?

The frumious Bandersnatch
ran on toward his house
as grumpy as a bear;
yet quicker than a mouse!

'twas then he called a lawyer
to moan about his case
telling him of slander
while tears ran down his face.

My girl with the dreadlock hair
Her nose was spaced out,
I called it a snout
No one else would ever dare.
My eyes had a killing glare

The rest of her was a shame
It was all the same
Spaced out and spirit free
I said to my mate I'm going to be late
She's just my cup of tea.

He laughed out loud
This seemed to gather a crowd
They laughed too
When he told them of me
A cup of what, more like spaghetti.

Little red Riding hood
She is as cross as ten snakes.
Some tool wielding dwarfs,
Dug up her Grans garden
Even broke the gate.

They gave a short story
They were looking for Diamonds.
She gave them an apple each.
That went straight to their heads
Put head to toe in her small bed.

She snuggled up in the big bed.
There falling to sleep.
Later she was awoken.
Standing there were three bears,
Complaining that it wasn’t fair
She was in the wrong story that was clear.

Rapunzel tried on the glass slipper
brought her by Baby Roo,
monitored closely by Badger,
whilst the Wind in the Willows blew.

The Emperor had on his new clothes,
ready to marry the one the shoe fit,
unaware that, from head to toes,
he was as bare as a closely shaved armpit.

But she cared not a wit, gave a squeak
of excitement - held in his thrall;
she was quite taken by his physique -
not an ugly duckling at all.

Little Bo Peep lost her sheep
When he fell down the rabbit hole.
Quickly she followed, landing in heap.
Squashing the caterpillar and a mole.

The sheep looked up and went back to smoking.
Bo Peep was in shock as Alice approached, waving her hand.
There's only room for one down here, she took a drag, nearly choking.
Then kicked Bo's ass back up the hole to Fairy Tale Land.