Join the Neopoet online poetry workshop and community to improve as a writer, meet fellow poets, and showcase your work. Sign up, submit your poetry, and get started.
GIFTED ? PET
We've got a little wiener dog
( the kind that's shaped just like a log )
he's friendly and a wee bit sassy
too bad for us he's also gassy
Perhaps it's too much human food
that sets his digestion to brood
well, whatever the cause is
when it turns loose, gee whiz
Our white walls once so mellow
from his methane are turning yellow
and it won't be long , I feel
before his gas makes the paint peel
 
               
               
               
               
              